anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

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theadventuresofholmesandwatson:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

all I see is Hermione and Ron

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benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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manhubofficial:

dancing in public:

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dancing in the shower:image

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